It Had to Happen (Or Did It?)
By Ashleigh Brilliant   |   October 1, 2024

One of my favorite poems is by a woman named Susan Marr Spalding. It’s called “Fate,” and is in two parts, each of nine lines. It contrasts the different ways life could have turned out for two presumably imaginary couples. In the first part, the man and woman lead lives which make it extremely unlikely […]

How to Be A Heathen
By Ashleigh Brilliant   |   September 3, 2024

It’s not always easy to believe in a particular religion, even – or especially – one you were brought up in. And, from there, it’s not such a big step to disbelieve all the conventional religions. But that doesn’t mean to turn up your nose at them.  After all, religion serves a major role in […]

 

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  • Pardon My Misteak
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