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>HEALTH SERVICES

Personal care attendants. Private duty. Experienced with Parkinson’s, Alzheimer, colostomy, diabetes & bathing. Live-out. Local refs. CLD. 651-6627 or 636-9283.

Caregiver assistant/companion with 15 years experience. English speaking. Call Lenette at 818-632-9626.

THIS IS A MY MIRACLE!!

Over 9yrs ago I began a method that I developed to lose weight & changed my life permanently & never diet again. It is my MIRACLE and I have lost over 150lbs & still losing weight eating anything I want, any time I want, and any amount I want and always in control. This is no gimmick. There is no diet, no pills, no surgery, no exercise program, etc. , etc. My step by step method to recognize and work with the power that is in every one of us is unbelievable. The real power is there. You have to become aware of that power and learn how to work with it to succeed and change your life forever. I never have to go through the diet yo-yo again. Why should I when I am enjoying every bite of food I take? I hope that you find my MIRACLE METHOD enlightening. My weight loss has been documented for ten years. “FINDING THE GARDEN OF EATING” Author R. Faye Zuk. To order a copy call (805) 647-4348 or e-mail grymwade@myexcel.com or mail order to R. Faye Zuk, PO Box 6388, Ventura, CA 93006. $20 +tax. Free Shipping and handling. FREE ”Weight Loss” cassette to the first 30 orders.

COUNSELING SERVICES

Astrology Readings and Consultation. Personal, Business, Health, Relationships, Life Transitions. 30 years professional experience. John A. Tamiazzo, PhD 685-2106. jtamiazzo@msn.com

ENTERTAINMENT

WORLD-CLASS MAGIC & MENTALISM Corporate & Private Events Gene Urban ● 805-880-4777 www.SantaBarbaraMagic.com

ROSEY THE CLOWN FOR HIRE Simple~fun~games~music~magic story telling~face painting~balloons. All for younger kids. rroseyclown1@netzero.com

CULINARY SERVICES

Let me come to your home & cook meals or plan & execute your parties. From simple to elaborate menus. For information, contact Vera (805) 963-6806

Will prepare & cook 10 complete meals for the whole family. Includes shopping, preparation, cooking, packaging & clean up. Call Wendy 805-965-7836

I Will shop, prepare and cook meals in your own kitchen to enjoy later. Great for busy time -starved families Call Wendy 805 965 7836

PETS/PET SERVICES

Akc Registered Female English Bulldog & Male English Bulldog Puppy For Sale. For $600 & $700 shipping not included. Vet checked, up to date shots & worming. Home-raised with children in loving environment. Contact our email at Onlinebreedersltd1@yahoo.com

SWEET BEAGLE NEEDS A HOME 7 years old, female, great with kids, other dogs and cats. Please call 969-7542

TELEPHONE SERVICES

20% LESS THAN VERIZON Phone/fax/modem/cable/all wiring. Certified network specialist. Same day service. 7 days/wk. 805-564-2575

AUDIO/VIDEO SERVICES

PLASMA & LCD TVS INSTALLED. Audio/video equipment consulting, design & installation. Call the AV therapist 451-0156 avtherapist@hotmail.com

COMPUTER SERVICES

FIX YOUR COMPUTER --General repairs, trouble shooting, upgrading, networking. tutoring. Solve your computer problems with professional quality service. PC. Call Don 698-2823 e-mail: techrepairs@cox.net

POSITION WANTED

Mature, compassionate, all-round experienced professional, bi-lingual E/G, some Spanish, desires Estate/Office Manager – Personal Assistant position in multi-faceted, creative, happy and up-beat work environment. Call (805) 689 – 6099 or e-mail nuinsurance4u@yahoo.com

Estate/Household manager seeking position., Organize and manage daily duties & graces. Manage staff & vendors to meet the demands of the principle. Planning & preparing nutritional and healthy meals. Event coordinating, Scheduling travel plans. Personal & pet care and much more. Refs provided. Peter 452-1916

PERSONAL/SPECIAL SERVICES

PHOTO RESTORATIONS- Karen Gaines. Professional retoucher. Call for appt. & free est. Old & new photos repaired, restored & preserved. B/W, color & oil tinting. 569-2269

PERSONAL ASSISTANT My service provides your business or household with various errands and tasks, including: Grocery/personal shopping, dry cleaning & prescription drop-off/pick-up, mail packages, organize, coordinate service people, take your pet to the vet, vacation maintenance, word processing and much more…. Call Raurie (805) 340-4402

EXPERIENCED CAREGIVER/ASSISTANT. 8yrs exp. Last 5yrs with one person. Prefer a gentleman. Hours flexible. English speaking only. Call Nancy 680-6535

Do you need a sitter for elders, children, animals? I am a reliable, respectable mature woman, long-time resident. Please call 687-1054 Available evenings.

HOUSE/PET SITTING

Professional Housesitter Specializing in pets. Local excellent references. Gilda 566-0723 or 448-4597

HOUSING WANTED

Local Mom & 19yr old mature daughter seeking home in exchange for services for all or part rent. Exp in eldercare, personal assistant, management. Quiet, good driver, organized, flex. Great refs. We love animals! 965-7409

Seeking cottage… SB

Seeking a living space exchange. I am a professional driver, yoga teacher and a licensed massage therapist with a growing practice. I can pay $1,000 a month towards rent and additionally exchange my time and talents to a family or individual for a separate living space for long term. I am employed full time with a flexible schedule. I have a 16 year old son who will live with me part time. I am motivated, efficient, detail oriented, responsible and easy going. If interested, please contact me and I can give references & greater detail about myself. I look forward to hearing from you. Please contact Mary 450-9933

ESTATE/MOVING SALE SERVICES

ESTATE & MOVING SALE SERVICES: I will handle your estate moving sale for you; efficient, experienced, knowledgeable. Call for details—Elizabeth Langtree 733-1030

SHORT/LONG TERM RENTAL

MAUNA KEA RESORT CONDO Hawaii vacation rental: brand new 3br/3ba ocean & sunset views, resort amenities; golf course, tennis & Spa, private beaches at Mauna Kea & Hapuna Resorts. (805) 682- 6696 maunakea.randee@gmail.com

•COASTAL HIDEAWAYS•-Furnished Vacation Rentals. Short or Long Term. (805) 569-6571 email vacations@coastalhideaways.com www.coastalhideaways.com

VILLA FONTANA Large, 1 and 2 bedroom apts with huge balconies and ocean or mtn views. Serene pool and gardens, parking garage with elevator access, newly renovated w/all new appliances/granite counter tops. 1150 Coast Village Rd, 969-0510

2 Beautiful Homes, 4/2.5 & 3/2 Spectacular Riv/city/Mission/ocn Vws,1+ acre, gated, gourmet kit, Wet bar, covrd patios, atrium, Frnshd/unfrnshd, 1or 2 yr lse, Pets cnsdrd, Avail 10/1 $10950 PreferredRental.com 965-8631

REAL ESTATE FOR SALE/SERVICES

Montecito-Bonnymede Getaway- 1br/1ba condo w/large sunny patio. Steps to pool, tennis, beach. Gated. Short walk to 4 Seasons Hotel, Coast Village Rd, Shops, Restaurants. $967,000. Marilyn Rea 729-1125 Prudential California Realty.

Montecito-$887,000 3bd/2ba, Pool, Jacuzzi. Patrik Maiani, Remax (805) 886-0799

Santa Barbara Real Estate www.sbre.com 25yrs exp. I represent your best interests. Kevin Young RE/MAX SB 564-3400 MBA, ABR, SRES, CIPS, e-pro, CRS

MOVING SERVICES

Village Moving: packing, pianos, antiques & fine art, home or office / local or long distance (805) 617-4646 CAL PUC T-190338

GARDEN/LANDSCAPING/TREE SERVICES

Landscape Maintenance: over 30 yrs experience. English speaking. Call Jim (805) 733-1030

FLAGSTONE- garden paths-Patios-Rockwalls-Planting-Irrigation. Portfolio of our work. Brad 688-5475

Alexander Brothers- Land clearing, tree & stump removal, weed abatement, demolition. Carpinteria, CA. BB 896-6743 Paco 452-2754

For Sale Grove of Kentia Palms up to 28 feet overall (trunks to 20 feet). Also a small forest of Aloe medusa (pygmy tree aloes from Mozambique). Aloes to 12 feet tall and nicely branched. Located in San Diego delivery available please call Kevin at (619)829-3044 or email me at kevcon6@earthlink.net

Gardening. Tony 9632388 geocities.com/forestagardens/tony.html

PAINTING SERVICES

BLUE STAR PAINTING CO. Commercial and residential. Quality and affordable prices. Lic. & bonded. Gordon. 705-9639

HANDYMAN/CONSTRUCTION SERVICES

MONTECITO ASPHALT & SEAL COAT, plus any surface. Burms trenches, patches. Excellent local refs. Call Roger at (805) 708-3485

RENT-A-HUSBAND Household handyman. Painting/electric/plumbing. Wall patching, minor repairs. Retired LAPD. Free estimates. John (805) 456-9277

DARKO seal coat, asphalt repair. Free estimates. Family owned & operated. Also, offering gardening services. 679-1043.

HUGH’S HANDYMAN SERVICES. Painting/Window Cleaning/Repairs. Please call (805) 705-5601 or email hughhandyman@verizon.net

JOHN’S MAINTENANCE & REPAIR Quality handywork. Honest rates. Repairs on tile/drywall/stucco. Touch-up painting and more. No job too small. 963-1933

964-8032 Fix it move it paint it plumb it put together put it up tear down clean & clear it out haul it all odd jobs. Estim.

CABINETRY

CUSTOM BOOKCASES- Consultation ~ design ~ estimate ~ build ~ install. Sidney Marsch 969-1823 or marsch3@cox.net

PIANO FOR SALE

Baldwin Model R 5'8" ebony grand piano. Beautiful sound, excellent condition, perfect for practicing or performing. $11,500. Contact Wayne at 452-5428.

MISCELLANEOUS

COINS WANTED! Bring your collection for my cash offer. Bill’s coins. 4939B Carpinteria, Ave. Carpinteria CA TEL 805 566 0455

Citrus Labels Crate Art Collector!! Buy/Sell/Trade Call 805-453-2067 or email MontecitoLabels@gmail.com

SB Biltmore Style Window & Door Frames 2 Window Frames & 2 Door Frames each measuring 11’ tall by 8’ wide in wrought iron patterned after the arched Mediterranean windows at the SB Biltmore. Appraised at $22,000 each - offered at $15,500 each. 805-688-3019

CORAL CASINO. Original glass from entry doors, gold leaf lettering, 34" X 48", framed for display. Well-preserved and only in existence, asking $5500. The TAIPAN @ 805-310-3083.

PERSONALS

Mature, fun-loving Intermediate dancer seeks gentleman for local dancing. Karen 403-3584

LOST CAT Adored beautiful tiger-like male cat (Bengal), missing, Buena Vista, Montecito. Reward. 805-698-4679